December 2011
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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arcticmuse asked: Sharmaine should have a great xmas, thats my secret, for you to know! :D
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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
How Filipino.
Cousins are sleeping over, they brought their own Colgate. (x
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Went to go see New Years Eve with my two best...
we met up at century 20 in dc. surprisingly, i got there first.. ahah x) then @jolinanana and Jazzy tried to creep up on me. Joleezy brought us See’s Christmas mint lollipops! (which im eating at the moment :]) then for some reason she tried to take out her wallet… but NO, it was her birthday treat! and Jazzy called me out on being rude to people because apparently i was giving...
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bwandoncastillo:
Your little push up bra and annoying “cute” little voice needs to get out of here.
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YES POPS. I am embarrassed.
Today was the second time my dad tried to make me buy him Starbucks with an empty giftcard.
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Ateh made a christmas WL
I guess I’ll make one too!! :)
Lenscrafters is fucking with me.
They piss me off more than AT&T uverse did when I called their customer service line, twice.
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My dad scared the crap out of me as I was on my...
He heard me coming so he hid around a corner and screamed at me as i was coming up the stairs. I DON’T KNOW HOW I MANAGED TO NOT PISS MY PANTS.
but anyway. i got some ideas for analysis for my esssay- (at 12:30 am?!). i always told myself i did my best thinking at night (: whoooo.
HAPPY BELATED TO MAH BEST FRIEND JOLEEZY @jolinanana (nananana) 12/16
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Does God exist?
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. They eventually touched on the subject of God.
Barber: I don't believe that God exists.
Customer: Why do you say that?
Barber: Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn’t exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can’t imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things.
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The customer thought for a moment, but didn’t respond because he didn’t want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again.
Customer: You know what? Barbers don't exist.
Barber: How can you say that? I am here. I am a barber, and I just worked on you!
Customer: No! Barbers don’t exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.
Barber: Ah, but barbers DO exist! That’s what happens when people do not come to me.
Customer: Exactly! That’s the point! God, too, DOES exist! That’s what happens when people do not go to Him and don’t look to Him for help. That’s why there’s so much pain and suffering in the world.
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I don't need anymore reason to love Jared than...
Fan: If you could spend a day with your character, where would you take them and what would you do?
Jared: I’ll let you start.
Jensen: I would probably take him to a really cool beer bar and sit down and order a nice pie and say “dude, tell me some of your stories.” because Dean has definitely lived a much more different life than Jensen has lived. So, that’s what I would say. [to Jared] HAH! Beat that!
Jared: I would take Sam to that very same beer bar and throw peanuts at Jensen and Dean.
Just did some calculating, and unless I’m mistaken, I hardly have to try on my English finals to keep my A. wooot, that’s one less stressful thing. especially since I didn’t read the book!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. GET THE FUCK OUT...
MOTHER FUCKING PSYCHO ANNOYING ASS BITCH.
Jonathan Sanchez went to my aunt's work yesterday.
she didn’t know who he was.
lol @ the girls in my fam who don’t recognize athletes.
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all i want for christmas is sweats!
then i’ll be set for the rest of winteeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. whoooop.
i love sweat pants.
I took a nap this afternoon.
&now I can’t get to sleep.
so another reason I don’t cook. I cut my thumb today just tryna open a can of corned beef. It was sad and embarrassing. yuup, it’s difficult typing this on my iPod.
getting a total of 20% for 3 weeks worth of math hw brought my real grade down by 3%, and I’d say it was worth all that free time I had. yessss.
I feel weird right now. guess...
HIDE YO PITCHERS HIDE YO HITTERS BECAUSE THE...
metsochist4life:
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Farewell to Andres Torres, nicest guy on the... →
Torres made it easy to keep loving him. He was open about his attention deficit disorder, agreeing to be the focus of a documentary on the subject. He contributed to the Giants “It Gets Better” video. He won the Willie Mac award. It seemed like everywhere you looked, there was a photo of Andres Torres, dressed like he’s headed to the disco, posing with a smiling fan or slightly bashful kid. I’m...
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Vee can get a bar (for her ear i think) if she gets her grades up to so and so.
i couldnt get a lip ring for my birthday when my grades were satisfactory. gunna ask again for christmas, yennoe, before final grades are put in. ahah.
im going to eat dinner, then have some delicious...
then go back to hw ._.
EEEEHHHHHHH.
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itszjustchris asked: Since you understand it, I guess you're a man. :)